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New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace, New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,,God bless you through out the new Year.

Wishing you happy new year,May u always keep in ur heart the special beauty and chear of new year.

Allah Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Through Life That is coming In Ur Way.May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan,Love for Feb,Peace for march,No worries for AprilFun for May,Joy for June to Nov,Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2009

Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, afternoon brings
FAITH, Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST, Hope you will all of them
everyday. HAPPY NEW YEAR

Like birds, let us, leave behind what we don’t need to carry…
GRUDGES SADNESS PAIN FEAR and REGRETS.
Life is beautiful,Enjoy it. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

My wishes for you, Great start for Jan, Love for Feb,Peace for march, No worries for AprilFun for May, Joy for June to Nov, Happiness for Dec, Have a lucky and wonderful 2009

Fresh Air….
Fresh Idea….
Fresh Talent….
Fresh Energy….
I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it’s my New Year wish 4u Dear…
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Memorable moment r celebrate together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,

Hope this 2009 bring Happiness for you Dear.
New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,
Everybody loves only You Dear,
All your Problems will be Finish……
It’s for You my Special NEW YEAR’S wish.

In Year 2008 may God…would be your Best Friend,He Loves you Deeper, always Bless on You ,God Always Guide You & Carry you…Happy New Year 2008..

You know God arrange for you..
12 Months of Love,
52 Weeks Non Stop Fun,
& 365 days of Happiness.
So when you Mixed them all..
You will found a Very Happy Year! & I think it’s 2008 My Dear.

Hi My Very Special Friend..I pray you lay in rest,God bless you always & may New Year 2008..Bring you a lot of Love & Happiness.

A Relaxed Mind, A Peaceful Soul, A Joyful Spirit, A Healthy Body & Heart full of Love..All these are my Prayers for You..Wish a Happy New Year 2008.

I Wish a wish for You Dear.. Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where..Wish you a Very Very Happy New Year..

Hope The New Year brings a lot of good cheer for you, May all Your Dreams Will be True, Hope the year also bring Gigabyte of Fun, Happy New Near and good luck with your Resolution..

Throughout the Coming Year may your life be filled with little celebration of Happiness…Wishes you a Bright, Happy and Prosperous New Year 2009 with God Bless..

Before the sun sets in this year,before the memories fade,before the net works get jammed,,,,,Wish u and ur family Happy Sparkling New Year 2008.

Christmas is a time for magic and dreams come true. Hope yours is filled with lots of fun and sparkle too! Merry Christmas to you

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don’t be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you.

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Happy Christmas.

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings!

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing, The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart’s possessing, Returns to you glad.

Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Bells are ringing the wishes of christmas day the flying snowflakes send my most sincere blessings to you merry christmas.

Jingle bells Jingle bells what fun it is to wish our friends a very merry christmas.

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold, everything is softer and more beautiful.

Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We’ll keep our Christmas merry still.

Have an ideal Christmas;
an occasion that is celebrated as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS

Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

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MERRY CHRISTMAS to
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May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.

Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.

May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.

I am dreaming of white Christmas , with every christmas card i write, May your days be merry and bright, and May all your christmases be white.Marry Christmas.

I hope you have a wonderful christmas . have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !

A silent night, a star above, a blessed gift of hope and love. A blessed Christmas to you!

If one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don’t be afraid because i told santa all i want for christmas is you.

It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge. May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so, as Tiny Tim observed, “God Bless Us, Every One!

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas.

A Christmas candle is a lovely thing; It makes no noise at all, But softly gives itself away; While quite unselfish, it grows small.

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.

Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day. You can’t crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.

Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind; Teach us to be patient and always to be kind.

Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. Get wet without water
03. Bleed for a week without going to die

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.

Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!

Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women

Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann’t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn’t mean you start fucking here.

U r walkin in road. Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them. U don’t care any1. but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!