Funny sms jokes

Wish you and your family a happy easter and make your all days full of success and happieness!

The Easter feeling does not end, it signals a new beggining of nature spring and brand new life of friendship. Happy Easter to My Best Friend!
The budding trees, the new flowers, and birds that sweetly sing, whisper to me that it’s Easter. Here is wishing a warmth for your soul on Easter and always! Happy Easter

Easter is a promise God renews to us in each spring. May the promise of Easter fill your heart with peace and joy! Happy Easter!

The spirit of easter is all about Hope, Love and Joyfull living. Happy Easter!

Let this joy of Easter may fill up your heart today and the whole year ahead. Happy Easter!

The Lord came to earth with a life to give, so each one of us may continue to live. Happy Easter!

Alleluia, it’s Easter time! Jesus rose from the dead. This salvation is for you. Wish the best for you. GOD loves YOU!

The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
 

Where ever you’re going, I’m going your way !
 

Are you free for the rest of your life?
 

If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
 

During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
 

I am sending you to an island full of kisses on a sea of love!
 

Love is…looking whether he is looking, and when he does, certainly not looking back!!
 

Do you have a coin? I want to call your parents to thank them.
 

I wanted to put something incredibly beautiful, sweet, nice, sensitive, erotic and funny on you screen, but unfortunately I do not fit on it.
 

I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ???
 

I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
 

If I could rewrite the alphabet I’d put U and I together!
 

Hello, I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart!
 

Your daddy must be a terrorist ‘cus you’re DA BOMB!
 

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?

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It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you…………………. What do you say?

Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less … in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !

You are just like a Bounty … a piece of paradise on earth!

You’re eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There’s one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!

There are so many people in the world but in my world there’s only one and that’s you!!!

I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well…Enough about ME! How about you?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.

What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?

Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.

You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!

Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

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Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy “NEW YEAR”!

May The Year 2008 Bring for You….
Happiness,Success and filled with Peace,Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends….Wishing You a…*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

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*NEW YEAR 2008*
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Wish You A…Great, Prosperous, Blissful, Healthy, Bright, Delightful, Mind Blowing, Energetic, Terrific & Extremely …HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008.

With all the Rose’s Perfume & with all the lights in the world & with all the children’s Smiles…I Wish U that ur all dreams comes True..*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008*

Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.

When the mid-nite bell rings tonight…
Let it signify new and better things for you,
let it signify a realisation of all things you wish for,
Let it signify a year of courage and believes,
Wishing you a very…very…very prosperious 2009.

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2009

Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don’t get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a “BRAND NEW YEAR”.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful Newyear.

New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling new year.

I Wish in 2oo8 God gives You…
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy…and that’s all!

In ‘The Universal Bank of God’…
God stores his blessings & deposited 365 days full of love,faith & happiness for you…
So,Enjoy spending…
Happy New Year.