Funny sms jokes

There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. Get wet without water
03. Bleed for a week without going to die
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
Man said passionately: Will you marry [...]

Last nite i had a dream abt U…
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day…
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not…
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
“BALANCE OF NATURE”…!!!
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver…
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese [...]