Funny sms jokes

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a party?
A boo-tie.
What do you call a witch’s garage?
A broom closet.
How does a ghost go on holiday?
By scareplane…
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
What does Dracula drink at breakfast?
Coffin with scream and sugar.
Why did Dracula visit the doctor?
Because he was coffin.
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What is a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving…
What does daddy ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts…
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries…
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite…