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Funny sms

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Text message jokes

Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it [...]

Fun sms

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you…. Why should only i suffer!!!
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round….Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P…
Last night I lay in [...]

Fun sms

• Osama to Big B: How are you??
Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you?
Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum.
• Look at the ocean & see God’s abundance! Look at the sky & see God’s glory! Look at the moon & see God’s wonder! Look at the mirror & see God’s Blunder!
• Q: What [...]

Sms jokes

• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!• We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think… u must be [...]

Funny sms text jokes

• If I could give u one thing in life, I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would u realise how special u r to me!
• You put the fun in together,The sad in apart,The hope in tomorrow,The joy in my heart.
• Knowing a person like u, has [...]

Funny text messages

2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we [...]