News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down [...]
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.
It’s no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.
I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Just because you’re paranoid, it doesn’t mean they’re NOT out to get you.
You’re slower than a herd of turtles [...]
What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.
Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.
Why doesn’t Jesus eat M and M’s? Cos they fall through his hands.
Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst [...]
News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo… 1 was caught watching tv… another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
The longest sentence known to man: “I do.”
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down [...]
Girl : Mom, i m in love with a guy.. Mom shocked : How old is the boy & what is he doing Girl : 3 month & kicking happily in my stomach..
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant [...]
Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master .
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Last night, I wanted you, needed u so badly it [...]
