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Christmas sms

Christmas is a time for magic and dreams come true. Hope yours is filled with lots of fun and sparkle too! Merry Christmas to you
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and [...]

Christmas day SMS

Joy resounds in the hearts of those who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love of the season! Season’s Greetings!
Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy that comes back to you. And the more [...]

Christmas SMS

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.
I am dreaming [...]

Santa sms

• Banta: What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?Santa: The taste.
• Jeeto: Why do Farts stink?Santa: So that Deaf people can enjoy them too!
• Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college.Banta: What’s he studying?” Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!
• At a football match ground. [...]