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Adult sms jokes

Sex is a sensation. It’s about a man’s temptation, putting his location in a woman’s destination. Do you understand the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
Hi, I am an alien and I’ve just transformed into your phone and right now I’m having sex with your finger. I know you like it, because you’re [...]

Adult messages

Hi, I am an alien and I’ve just transformed in your phone and right now I’m having sex with your finger. I know you like it because you’re smiling now!!
The 3 miracles of a woman: produce milk without eating grass, 4 days of bleeding without dieing, letting a man come without yelling.
Message from [...]

Laws of sex

The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings.

Nothing improves with age.

No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again.

Sex has no calories.

Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes [...]

Adult jokes

3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats [...]

Adult sms

I love the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh.. and creates a creamy foamy liquid as it thrusts in and out, up and down… Can’t wait to brush my teeth
Last night I desperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I had to go to bed without [...]

xxx sms

Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow [...]