Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?
WOMAN: The most [...]
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A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
Friends are like a head of hair. You might lose some, but with enough cash you can [...]
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
It takes a minute to have a crush, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
To love you is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
Nothing [...]
