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2008 January

Archive for January, 2008

Anniversary SMS

All my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY….!
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me [...]

Flirt text messages

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people… I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss… [...]

Flirt sms messages

I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice Restaurant To Have Candle Light Dinner…&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U…
“Pay The Bill
When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,
come along with me I’ll take u to an eye specialist!
QUESTION:
What’s pink and hard when it [...]

Flirt sms

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i…
i rather look at the moon again
The rain makes all things [...]

Wise words sms

Loving humanity is actually loving GOD.
Think before u speak but not as much that u loose the time of speaking.
Learn frm a candle. which burn itself 4 lightening the
others way. Live in such a way that even u die but always alive
in the gr8 memories of others.
The people who dont study have [...]

Wise words sms messages

Don’t expect anything from life, expectations hurt. When u don’t expect, every moment is a surprise &
surprise brings happiness with it. Gud Day!
Don’t just say “I LOVE YOU” to someone if you really don’t love the person, because sometimes it may hurt people!
If you don’t respect yourself how can you expect others [...]