Archive for January, 2008

Christmas SMS

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS.
May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas.
I am dreaming [...]

Text Message Jokes

There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. Get wet without water
03. Bleed for a week without going to die
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
Man said passionately: Will you marry [...]

Sms jokes

Last nite i had a dream abt U…
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day…
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not…
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
“BALANCE OF NATURE”…!!!
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver…
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese [...]

Smile sms

After a shower of rain,a piece of luminous sunshine decorates the earth wonderfully…One drop of dew on
the grass and a foggy morning gives 2urge 2live…But a illusive smile frm u increase vitality of someone…So
keep smiling………
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But…
NOthing can stop a [...]

Miss you sms

Press down if you miss me
So U Miss Me
Ok You Can Stop
Still Pressing
Well, I miss you too.
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
In the Mean Time
I Miss U All The Time
( )” ” “( ) ( )””*( )
(”( ‘o’ ) ( ‘o’ )”)
” I MISS YOU”
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Missing You SMS - text message

Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday ‘I Miss You’ Everyday
THIS LOVE IS LOVE THE LOVE BEST LOVE WAY LOVE 2 LOVE SAY LOVE 2 LOVE U LOVE THAT LOVE I LOVE MISS LOVE U LOVE read it again without word “LOVE”
Whnever i miss u.. I wont luk 4 u in my dreams.. [...]