Text Message Jokes
There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. Get wet without water
03. Bleed for a week without going to die
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann’t smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop.
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn’t mean you start fucking here.
U r walkin in road. Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them. U don’t care any1. but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!
