Sms jokes
Last nite i had a dream abt U…
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day…
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not…
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
“BALANCE OF NATURE”…!!!
A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver…
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG….
A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, make love to me once” I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, “U have won my trust.”
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!
A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
An old to Doc: Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That’s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted.
U luv sumone… u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id…!
A little girl to her mother: “Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut”
Mom: ” Do you mean its little”
girl: ” No Mom! Its salty.”
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
The world thineest book has only one word written in it”EVERYTHING” and the bok is tittled by “WHAT WOMAN WANT ”
Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming
My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don’t get married
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy
Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is “You will go to jail”.
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?
God said to man : So that they will love you.
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can’t understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only Doll
& After 3 Years panaDoll
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.
Life is like a P–nIS. Sometimes up somtms down, smtms hard smtms soft, smtms small smtms big, smtmms in smtms out. So enjoy da PE-iS….OOOps, I mean life.
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin…
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!
World’s
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
