xxx sms
Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?
A pink rose with loveley details.
And after sex?
Boy, ever seen a bulldog eating maiyonnaise?
Bad wolf told red riding hood. Lift your top so i can suck your tits.
No she said lifting her skirt.
Eat me like the fucking book says!
This is a cock sucker detector
Please blow in the phone….. .. scanning….
The test was positive 90percent sperm breath…
COCK SUCKER !!
There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what’s a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it’s sick.
what do you do if a irish man through’s a pin at you … … you run cause he’s got a grenade in his mouth
Jack & Jill went 2 the dairy, Jack popped out his big’n airy, Jill said “WOW WOT A WHOPPER let’s go home & DO IT PROPER
little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
ba ba white sheep grazing on sum grass when a maff official shoots it up the ass burnt by mornin fumes fill the sky less meat 4 kebabs & shepherds pie
*Newsflash*
The FA have just announced garly gliter the next England Coach.
The appontment collapsed after he tried to put seaman in the under 15’s
how do you keep an idiot in suspense ??? …………. ………… …tell you later !!!
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
I’d willingly fertilize Mary, And watch for 9 months her shape vary, From the very first day, To the child-birth display, When her tits would turn into a dairy.
What did the Dick say to the Condom? ‘Cover me!!! I’m going in…’
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job!
What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t get some support people are going to think we’re nuts!
What is the dumbest part on a man’s body? The penis. It has a head with no brain, it hangs out with two nuts and it lives around the corner from an asshole!
I wish I were a ring Upon my girlfriend’s hand, ‘Cause everytime she’d wipe her rear I’d see the promised land….
