Funny text messages
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die
God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched
it with love n turned into u,
he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for u
• A deep friend is like rainbow,
when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.
Hello!! What’s wrong with your mobile? Tried so many times but Every time I call it says:The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart!
Don’t send any messages, I don’t want to see you, hear your voice, think of you, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away from Sweets.
• All mornings are like Paintings. U need a little inspiration to get going, a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone like me to color ur day.
• I hv learned how to luv, to smile, to b happy, to b strong, to work hard; to b honest, to b faithful, to forgive but I couldn’t learn how to stop missing u.
• Never waste an opportunity to say ‘I love U’ to someone u really like, coz it is not everyday u’ll meet the person who has the magic to let u fall in love.
• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.
• If I were to describe true luv then I would describe it as what a snowman did to a snowwoman: He gave her warm hug n they both melted in each other’s arms.
• I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.
• Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard 2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me!
• Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!
• We r like tea bags, whose true strength comes out when we r put in hot water so when problems upset u just think… u must be God’s fav cup of tea.
• Whenever u feel low always remember: U r braver than u believe; Stronger than u seem; Wiser than u think & life isn’t that bad. So cheer up!
• Seeing u smile is more than enough to pay for all the hardships & difficulties that I have to go through that day. Have a good smiley day!
• Only the open heart receives luv, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts & only the cute persons receive SMS from me!
• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us… I get better, u get older.
• Kick off ur shoes, take a break,Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake,Light the candles, cut the cake.Make it a day that’s simply Great! Happy B’Day.
• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it’ll never bounce.
• This is not fair! How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!
• If u see some one without a smile, give him one of urns, coz u r among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
• Why is it that I must climb the tallest mountain and swim the widest ocean to get to you, when all you need is just a simple smile to get to me?
• Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
• Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else’s heart still continues to beat.
