Adult jokes
3 good manners of male penis. 1)Courteous-it stands before performing. 2)Emotional-it cries during the performance. 3)Polite-it bows down after the performance.
LUV D WAY IT RUBS AGAINST D SOFT PINK FLESH N MAKES A
CREAMY FOAMY LIQUID AS IT THRUSTS IN&OUT,UP&DOWN,CAN`T
WAIT 4 NEXT TIME.LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH
rooster&cat goin over bridge,cat slips&falls in
river.rooster cant stop laughin.wats D moral?whereva
therZ a wet pussy therZ a happy cock
Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do.
MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got
my nose in her armpit. Now what?
A husband was asked: Do u talk to your wife after sex?
His answer: Depends, if I can find a phone.
Q:Who is stronger, Man Or Woman? A:A woman bcos she
lifts 2 mountains on her chest while a man lifts 2
stones with the help of a crane.
The sky is blue,grass is green,harder the fuck the
louder the scream,louder the scream the better the
fuck,give me a ring u might be in luck
Man says to his wife: Let me take a picture of your
breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife: Let me
take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged
Nipple Nipple dont be far, can I press u in my car. Up
above the chest so high, always milky never dry. Let
me suck you, dont feel shy.
Girl: Im like a radio,my mouth spkr,my left breast
tuner, right 1 volume. Man:Can I try?(touches d
breats)-no sound. Girl:U havent plugged in yet!
SEX is the game, Love is a name, Forget the name …… Lets PLAY the game.
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation,when a man puts his location in a woman’s destination,do U understand the explination or would U like a demonstration
Searching(sex)……Done…Everybody is having sex at this very moment….Wait a sec…There is only one sucker reading this message!
Roses are red … Pickles are green … I love your legs and whats in between
Pornography tells lies about women, but the truth about men.
By opening this message you activated the dildo of your girlfriend. She thanks you moaning…You have now become unnecessary.
Do you know the highest level you can reach during sex? …………………………… no?……………………………….. Bungler !
I do not have the muscles of Stallone, I am not as handsome as Brad Pitt, I am not as strong as Schwarzenegger, but I can lick as good as Lassie!!!
